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One of my favorite moments in retirement is after I lift...then take a long hot shower...then prepare and eat a delicious dinner complete with dessert...then lay down, bury myself with a blanket and get comfy on the couch...then load up an interesting documentary I've been wanting to see...then wake up at the end...

Moments In Retirement

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Vampirewitch39
16:56 Jan 28 2024

Aka - Heaven

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MeanMeanMrTu
14:14 Jan 29 2024

lol

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Nurse…”Do you ever experience blurred vision?”

Me…”No.”

Nurse…”Do you experience dizziness when getting out of bed or standing quickly?”

Me…”No.”

Nurse…”Does heart disease run in your family?”

Me…”No.”

Nurse…””Do you ever think about killing yourself, or the people around you?”

Me…”Everyday.”

Nurse…”…*smiles*…”

Me…”What kind of fucking question is that?!”

Nurse…”I know, there’s a few really strange questions on this list.”

Me…”...yeah..."